pooter.net/blog » humor http://pooter.net/blog mostly harmless. Fri, 04 May 2012 13:57:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Apple sues Amazon http://pooter.net/blog/2011/03/21/apple-sues-amazon/ http://pooter.net/blog/2011/03/21/apple-sues-amazon/#comments Tue, 22 Mar 2011 01:15:37 +0000 http://pooter.net/blog/?p=466 Bezos: Hello?

Jobs: Hi, Jeff, you’re stealing our intellectual property. It needs to stop.

Bezos: What?

Jobs: You know. Your fucking “app store!”

Bezos: But we call it an “Appstore.” Yours is called “the App Store.” Obviously very different.

Jobs: If you were in an elevator I would so fire you right now.

 

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Enderlee  is now officially insane:

Apple’s Jobs: Rock star of Corporate America – MarketWatch.

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From Gruber

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Deer Door – PetTube.com – More amazing video clips are a click away

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Microsoft Office. Join the herd.

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